Category: celebrities are dumb

Apr132008

FTW Obama?

So they are saying that Obama created an “in” for Clinton to court voters in a small town in Indiana with his recent comments. I don’t know, but before I even read what he said I just went ughh. I am slowly starting to stray more and more from Obama. Let me clarify this. I’m for Clinton. I’m a Democrat. All of my being says if Obama gets the nom I’m voting for him because he’s a Democrat. Slowly, he’s blowing that. He’s a weirdo. That’s the best way I can put it. His wife, is even weirder.

So what did he say? This was in reference to why he thinks he is having a hard time getting votes from small town residents.

“It’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”

Wtf this dude is out of his mind. Yes, and that’s why Clinton is winning our votes. We’d much rather see a woman who made like 109million dollars in 3 years win rather than you. You’re an idiot. Yes, we’re all very frustrated. Why?Because this country dumps money into other countries and we are all sitting here suffering needlessly. When you join forces with Oprah who does that exact thing my hopes for you being a better president are not very good.

If the choice were Obama or keep Bush for 4 more years I’d go with with W.

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Mar182008

McCartney/Mills

What a crock. I mean that he didn’t sign a pre-nup. Who with that much money doesn’t have one? Oh wait, someone with that much money. Gosh, looking at Paul lately I see it clearly that she only married him for money, it was not for looks, or possibly it was for fame. At any rate I can’t stand the wench and the court ripped her apart. They said she was her own worst witness. Lovely!

Sometimes I wonder if these people have not ever heard the words of the great Kanye West when he says…..WE WANT PRE-NUP.

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Mar92008

Hell’s Angels Attempt To Kill Rolling Stone

This is one of the more boneheaded things I have ever heard in my life. So first bone head move. The Rolling Stones hire Hell’s Angels to do security. Things go in the toilet. They decided to can the group and find other means of security. Hell’s Angels wants revenge. They plot to kill Mick Jagger. Apparently Mick ran his mouth after the concert fiasco ended. So they board a boat and attempt to kill Mick in the Hampton’s. However, a storm toppled the boat. I’ve heard the Angel’s died and I’ve heard they didn’t. Regardless, they gave up the plot. Durrrrr.

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Feb142008

What A Mess

So Britney Spears is supposedly trashing the Grammy awards. Uh is it cause you weren’t there Britney? She was making fun of Beyonce and saying that she can’t even dance as well as Tina Turner who is old enough to be her grandma. She was making fun of Amy Winehouse, who agree is a complete hot mess, but Britney was talking about how high she was. Umm is that because you can spot high from a mile away dear? That is like officially the second messed up family I have ever laid eyes on, no third.

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Feb122008

JLo Will Birth Twins Thursday

Wait, as I typed that I realized that was Valentine’s Day. Now it’s just even more bizarre that I’m going to type this story out. I predict that JLo and Marc Anthony are the next Michael Jackson’s. They are truly wacko.

The story was….JLo will give birth to twins on Thursday. Apparently it’s a cesarean. She will be wearing designer hospital gowns because normal hospital gowns will not fit her at this point. To avoid anyone catching a glimpse of her exposed, she gets to take her own designer gowns in to use. Now, I’m not sure what hospital policy is and I’m sure they would let any Joe Schmo do this? However, I think JLo should just suck it up and do what all over fat people do that can’t fit in the gowns. Worry about those babies and bring a robe from home to cover your rear end.

Gosh I hope she loses that pregnancy weight quick or she’s going to be in a world of fat people hurt!

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Feb92008

Survivor Micronesia

So if you are living under a rock and have no clue, Survivor Micronesia premiered last night. This season they are pitting the former cast members against fans of the show. In the first challenge the fans beat the former cast members sending one of them home. Jonny Fairplay asked to go home so he could be with his 7 months pregnant girlfriend. Although I’m not sure exactly what his angle is on this yet I’m amazed by two things. The first being that he went home and didn’t want to stay around a few more days just to get America hating him again, for attention purposes. The second thing is that he actually got someone to let him climb on them and make a child, a former America’s Next Top Model contestant at that. She sure has some high standards!

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Jan302008

I Dunno

I find it funny that whoever owns the NKOTB website would go to the trouble of getting it back up and running if nothing was going on? The message is clear, ARE YOU READY? Humm. I’m not sure I’m ready, but whatever. I’d love to see the actual bulletin from Danny’s Myspace. I’d also like to caution Perez that not all “official” myspace pages are actually official. It’s been known to happen more than once. You just can’t believe everything you read!

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Nov52007

Things That Annoy Me

I think the most annoying thing for me right now is the whole Tony Dungy and “cheater coach” hand shake after the game. At first people were acting like it was Dungy who did the snub, because they said well, it’s a tough loss to hand over. Well, actually it’s Cheater Coach who kinda snubbed the ever so classy Dungy.

I mean come on. Dungy said You Are A Cheater. He compared you to Barry Bonds. Essentially your entire season should have an * beside it. You cheat. You cheat to get what you want. You’re entire organization has a blemish on them because of this. I feel that way about every single team you have beaten this year, at least. I don’t think monetary fines are enough. Not enough to send the message to the world, and the children of the world, that if you have enough money you can do whatever you want to get ahead. That’s essentially what the NFL, The Patriots, and of course Cheater Coach has done.

Now, the second best thing that annoys me is how some people have attempted to turn things that I say around to be about them and attempt to prove me wrong somehow. Newsflash, if it’s not about you, then you don’t have any solid ground to “prove” or “make me look bad” on. If Britney Spears is being slammed in the media for not taking care of her kids and Jessica Simpson pops up and goes uh huh I don’t have kids so see you are wrong then it just makes her look stupid, as it does the stupid people who are doing this right now, as we speak.

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Nov22007

All British Have Lost Their Minds…

With the exception of my beloved Gordon Ramsay. Seriously though, could someone shoot Heather Mills and put me and the entire nation of Britain out of their misery?

You would have committed suicide but you didn’t know how? Open bottle, insert pills into mouth, die. Load gun, hold to head, die. Isn’t there a song from the 90’s by Snoop that details there are 15 million ways to die? Is this woman lacking in all creativity or what?

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Oct302007

What A Bunch Of Cry Babies

So today I’m sitting here wondering where all the male professional athletes, who are extremely over paid, get off demanding that they be put on another team. Or traded if you will. I would love to see my husband walk into work tomorrow and say I want to be traded. You guys suck, I don’t like my boss, and since I’m a huge asset to you I think you should give me to someone else. Oh and by the way, eat some money while you are at it.

Is this not the case with Alex R., what’s his face from the Lakers, and Chad Johnson? I could name more, but I would have to give them some extra thought and well they just aren’t worth it. That is exactly what the problem is, people are making them think they are worth too much. Take your millions, play your game, retire and live nicely. Do something you enjoy when you retire. Get over it, you won’t like teammates or coaches. I never like my coworkers they are always stupid and bosses are on a power trip. Big deal it’s a paycheck.

When people start thinking they are so much more valuable then they are there to do a job we have problems. I think we should make them all be stay at home moms for a week.

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